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Trap Door Fictions: The Burny ThingSomewhere in the dark...and nasty regions, where nobody goes...Trap Door Fictions: The Burny Thing by ~AshleyWolf259
Stands an Ancient Castle...Deep within this dink, and uninviting place...lives Berk.
Over-worked servent, to "The Thing Upstairs"...
"BERK!! FEED MEEEEE!!"
But that's nothing, compaired the Horror's that lurk,
Beneath the Trap Door. But there is alway...something down there...
*Berk opens the Door* In the Dark...waitng...to come out!
*Thunder strikes beyond the view of the Castle*
*We cut to a Scene with Berk, trying to light a Match, to cook Him-upstair's Dinner*
Berk: Ohh Globbits...I can't light this flipping match!
*To viewers* I need this to cook 'Ol' Gut-buster' Upstairs's dinner.
"BERK!!" *Berk jumps out of his Skin, as he hears Him-Upstair's booming voice*
"Have you cooked my food yet"? *Berk look's up* Sorry sier, I can't get the Fire to work!
"Well, 'urry up and get it started, I'm 'ungry enough to eat myself"!
Berk: *Throws empty Match-box aside* I migh' as well give 'Ol' Plump & plumper'
His dinner w
Hey All, sorry for this BIG TIME Delay.
Here's a reason(s) why I couldn't carry on with the Story:
1. My old PC's got a Virus, that's impersonating some kind of Anti-Virus software,
And it's stopping Me from using all kinds of programs, PERIOD.
2. I've got all my Things on a Memory Stick,
But I just can't be bothered to do the Pictures, cause it's so Slow against this new PC,
You know, the Tower PC. It's also PowerPoint 2003, I know, it's old.
But it helps me with where I am just Now.
Turns out; Mum told Me it's because The Tower's on Window's 7, not XP.
It probably explains why the PC's having Trouble loading my PowerPoint Work.
And I've never had a single new Idea for a Picture, nor have the capability to do so.
So, I'm sorry for those who're asking: "Why haven't you continued your Fiction"?
And when I Type someone on this PC on DA, it makes something like this:
When I go to make a Space down, it goes into a DOUBLE Space down, not just by One, just 2.
And it does it, every time I press the Enter button to write out a new Space.
And god, this Wireless Keyboard's so sticky too. >_<;
Sometimes it repeats in a letter, and sometimes I end up missing a letter(s) in those words. >_<'
I even end up pressing the shift by accident.
When I get the time, I'll hope to god my old PC'll get those Virus out,
Or make some kind of upgrade for the Tower PC, so that I'd use it more in Future,
Instead of this Bug-filled piece of plastic & metal. -_-;
Just thought I'd let you guys know this, knowing I have trouble Making artwork at the moment.
But I'll try to open up some ATs, hopefully soon, Thx all.